Founder @ THE UNDESIRABLES LLC
Building the world's only on-chain TCG price oracle — AI card grading, honest calibrated risk forecasts, and 446K+ trading card products on LitVM LiteForge — plus 4,444 on-chain AI souls with Merkle-locked prediction track records.
| You are… | Your door | One step |
|---|---|---|
| 🧑 A human — collector, trader, curious | the-undesirables.com | Browse live forecasts, charts & the soul leaderboard |
| 🤖 An AI agent / builder | https://mcp.the-undesirables.com |
Paste the URL into any MCP client — free search & forecasts, paid calls via x402 |
| 🍄 An Undesirables holder | Soul Runner (private beta) | Your NFT is a live AI agent you can run yourself — coming soon |
The world's only on-chain TCG price oracle. No competitor exists — not Chainlink, not Pyth, not UMA.
| Contract | Purpose | Address |
|---|---|---|
| TCG Price Oracle V2 | 50 blue-chip TWAP feeds, hourly updates | 0x697b...720E |
| Merkle Price Oracle | 284K products, trustless verification | 0x96B1...70Cd |
| Graded Price Oracle | PSA/BGS graded card prices | 0xc159...636B |
| Grading Escrow | Pay-to-grade, AI card analysis | 0xe784...bB82 |
| TCGO Token | Governance token (1M supply) | 0x8D0A...9AD4 |
| Soul Prediction Oracle | Weekly write-once Merkle roots of soul prediction locks — no update path, immutability is the product | 0x5503...6dBF |
| Weather Edge Oracle | Hourly 10-city NWS weather Merkle roots vs Kalshi odds | 0x9955...6696 |
| Contract | Purpose | Address |
|---|---|---|
| TCG Price Oracle V2 | Hourly TWAP for top 50 blue-chip RWA cards | 0x1A48...63B4 |
| Merkle Price Oracle | Hourly Merkle root for 284,000+ products | 0x6B31...072c |
| Weather Edge Oracle | Hourly NWS Parametric data verification | 0xe0dC...3451 |
DoraHacks buildathon entry — hourly 32-byte Merkle roots over 284K+ card prices, so any agent verifies any price against the chain instead of trusting an API.
| Contract / Tool | Purpose | Stack |
|---|---|---|
| Merkle Price Oracle | Lean Wasm contract (init / update_root / get_root) holding the hourly Merkle root over 284K+ prices |
Odra / Rust / Wasm |
| casper-tcg-oracle | Contract source, reproducible build + tests, and a judge-followable testing PLAYBOOK | Rust / Python |
| CSPR-paid price API | GET /api/v1/casper/price — pay 1 CSPR natively (deploy-hash verified: amount + recipient + replay-protected), receive the price plus a Merkle proof against the on-chain root. Tested end-to-end on testnet. |
Python / FastAPI |
The x402 402-gate settles in USDC (Base or Solana) or USDG (Robinhood Chain); Casper is the trustless verification layer — with the native-CSPR lane as the buildathon extra.
Not just a price — an honest forecast. Distribution-free conformal calibration means "5% downside risk" actually happens ~5% of the time, validated out-of-sample. Deterministic and reproducible — anyone can re-run it and get the same number.
| Feature | What It Does |
|---|---|
| Calibrated risk forecast | Regime-aware bands + honest VaR — the default model. Monte Carlo (GBM / Merton jump-diffusion) stays opt-in, drand-seeded & provably fair |
| Card Rating | Two letter grades per card — Safe-Hold (downside protection) + Momentum (direction) |
| Shareable risk pages | oracle.the-undesirables.com/card/<id> — card art + forecast + grades, unfurls on social |
| Forward-only track record | Every forecast locked nightly and scored against reality — a public, self-grading accuracy ledger |
Each Undesirable NFT's on-chain traits deterministically define a complete agent personality — Big Five scores, archetype, strategy, memory. Every minted soul locks 3 market predictions weekly, Merkle-committed on-chain before outcomes exist, then graded by the conformal oracle. Credit scores, but for artificial personalities.
- 🏆 Live leaderboard: the-undesirables.com/souls — 273 souls competing, 2,457 predictions locked across 3 weekly cohorts, first settlement July 31
- 🐸 Live reference agent: Soul #1 "Glitch" runs autonomously on Moltbook — personality loaded verbatim from its soul workspace
- 🔌 Load a soul into your agent:
npm i plugin-undesirables(ElizaOS) or grab the workspace at the-undesirables.com/soul
Plugin · Oracle API · MCP Server — a three-tier AI stack for distribution, revenue, and local compute.
| Project | What It Does | |
|---|---|---|
| 🔌 | ElizaOS Plugin | Personality-as-Code for ElizaOS agents · 24 skills · npm v2.5.0 |
| ⚡ | x402 Oracle API | 28 endpoints (14 paid · 14 free) · conformal risk forecasts + card grades · AI card grading · UNDSR mint-tx builder · USDC on Base · x402 Bazaar-listed (13 resources) |
| 🛠️ | MCP Server | 35+ local compute tools · free card_forecast · zero telemetry · PyPI v1.1.9 |
| 🔗 | LitVM MCP | 7-tool MCP for on-chain prices · Merkle-verified · PyPI v1.0.6 |
| 🔮 | WebMCP | Browser-native AI agent tools · 9 tools via navigator.modelContext · zero API keys |
| 📊 | Widget | Embeddable price cards · 4 skins · sparklines · graded premiums · one <script> tag |
| 🎴 | TCG Plugin | Standalone ElizaOS plugin for TCG market intelligence |
| App | Description | Stack |
|---|---|---|
| Undesirables Desktop | Full desktop app — TCG analytics, NFT generation, AI card grading, UNDSR slab renderer | Tauri v2, Rust, React |
| TCG Oracle App | Cross-platform TCG market intelligence — price analytics, AI grading, Vault portfolio tracking | React Native, Expo |
| Project | Description | Stack |
|---|---|---|
| 🕹️ The Syndicate | A turn-based organized-crime game whose entire loot economy runs on the on-chain TCG oracle — every card you loot carries its real market price, price history, and an on-chain Merkle proof you can verify. Free, no wallet, plays in the browser. | React, TypeScript, Vite, Vercel |
Proof the oracle is more than a data feed — the same on-chain prices now power a living game economy. ▶ play.the-undesirables.com
446K+ Products indexed across 25 TCG games
26M+ Price history data points
284K Products Merkle-verified on-chain (hourly roots on LitVM, Mantle & Casper)
2,457+ Soul predictions Merkle-locked before outcomes exist (3 live cohorts, +819/week)
273 Souls competing on the public leaderboard
50 Blue-chip cards with hourly TWAP feeds
31 API endpoints (17 free, 14 paid)
35+ MCP local compute tools
24 Live-data AI agent skills
4,444 NFTs generated (ERC-721)
94 Solidity test cases passing
The AI does the work. The blockchain makes it real.
THE UNDESIRABLES LLC